Saturday, May 30, 2009


wow this looks so delicious, read more at CakeSpy

Friday, May 29, 2009

The Perfect Plan For Making Someone Who Would Never Fall In Love With You, Fall In Love With You...

The Perfect Plan For Making Someone Who Would Never Fall In Love With You, Fall In Love With You...

as told by Batteries Feel Included....

Easy Solutions #1

So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.

What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.

Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month.

Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.

Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.

Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your friend's house.

Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.

Step Six: Enter your friend's bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.

Step Seven: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned about your wellbeing instead of fearing the naked man in her room.

Step Eight: When she asks you what's happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it's September 15th she will say 'September 15th' to which you must reply 'No, what year is it?'

Step Nine:
Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has worked took a great effort.

Step Ten: If your friend is a curious person she will probably ask 'What worked?', even if she doesn't ask this question it is important that you now say the words '(Insert Friend's Name), I'm from the future' in your most deadpan voice.

Step Eleven:
Pause for ten seconds to allow the incrediblness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim, because your beard will make you appear many years older and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you've come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.

Step Twelve: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will immediately notice the tanline on your wedding finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.

Step Thirteen: Now comes the hard part - The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech in which you mention all of these key points:

a) You are married to each other in the future
b) Her current boyfriend is dead
c) The world is coming to an end. It's up to you to pick a reason, but I would recommend a war against machines. This whole situation will be backed up by the Terminator franchise
d) In the future your relationship is not going well
e) You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would have been happier with her current boyfriend if he hadn't been killed
f) Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus on a day six months from her present. She should stop him going to work that day
g) If she does exactly what you say this current version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married. If she questions this flaw in your time travel logic, because you cannot change the past, simply reference Back to the Future

Step Fourteen: Unless your friend is made of stone she will now be overcome by emotion, especially at your selflessness. Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is important that you do this with the confidence of a man who has done this to her many times.

Step Fifteen: There is now no possible way that you aren't about to have sex with her. You're naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a version of yourself from history to make her happy. And as far as she knows you've had sex many times in a future that will no longer happen, so she thinks to herself that maybe she should have one memory of it.

Step Sixteen:
After having the sex, ask to borrow some clothes then leave.

Step Seventeen: Shave off your beard and coat your wedding finger in fake tan. Carry on as if nothing has happened. There will be three possible outcomes:

1) During the sex some feelings that she didn't know existed are awakened and she will leave her boyfriend for you.
2) Life will carry on as normal.
3) You will be filled with guilt because of this moral grey area where you aren't entirely sure if what you've done counts as some kind of low level rape. You will take your own life by hanging, overdose or wrist cutting.

awesome new drawing of sasquatch telemundo

sasquatch telemundo

looks like someone ate too many pancakes

Thursday, May 28, 2009


since jim is taking his sweet-ass time posting james picture (on JIMSMASH) of hulk vs. bees, i re-interrupted it and posted it on here....

i give you HULK vs. BEES

squeeeeeze meeeee!!!

squeeze him for petes sake...

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

best magician ever.... or is it?

my friend grego turned me on to this site

and it rools!!

magic bitches.

thinko de mayo... amazings

best video evers?

nope the next one i post is!!!

glory hole!

not what he was expecting...

Monday, May 18, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

scott belcastro's pokemon artwork!!!

this is from awhile ago but i wanna give him props cause it looks so good in my room...

well, everyone knows i am a huge pokemon fan, and if you don't you do now... anyways, my roomie scott belcastro (the guy who painted the amazing Link & Ganon piece for i am 8-bit) did a Pokemon piece for me on commission and it looks amazing!!!

go give him some love at his blog

the pokemon is a bonsly which is a baby sudowoodo

grilled cheese road rage.... never seen it?







awkward boners is what this site is all about

check out this site....

its called and it will have you on the floor laughing....

Friday, May 15, 2009

rooster boots, by popular demand....

we had rooster boobs, now we have rooster boots

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

zebrasandwich its the new craze, yeaaaaa

eat a zebrasandwich

while supplies last....

Sunday, May 10, 2009

josh i hope you're happy, here's your tee


drawings shood be fun, weeeeee

a big no-no.....

this happens at walmart a lot.

maybe not

wear the f*** hwood

where dis beeeeeee?

u gess it you own an awesome tees

yay for gessin

Saturday, May 9, 2009

still not guessed fotos.....

the following haven't been guessed yet.....



Plant Deer One


Plant Deer Two

get on this people thats five free tees right there you could own!!!!

just try and guess them!!!

a new species of bamboo?

what else can i say?

Friday, May 8, 2009

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

and i pumped out another winning tee

tree monster and squirrel make a day of the wine tasting

congrats bird, i hope you enjoi this one....


a new t-shurt has been fini'd


fer jen


another drawing this week

hope you enjoy

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

new drawing for this week

this was just made into a tee for myself to promote, me i guess.

let me know what you think...

wear the f*** AMERRRICA

wear dis be

you can guessles

or you can just sit there lookin dumbs

so guessles!!!