wear the f***???

the wear the f*** contest has been moved.....

2009-11-11T10:57:00.000-08:00

if you still want to win t-shirts, you can do it over at our new site.... +5 Mace

also here's the link for the blog in case you can't figure out how to navigate to the tee shirt winning section... free teees

and it works just like this blog did except you can now check out different sections for comics, stuff to buy, and much much more...

wear the f*** win an awesome tee if you can guess where this shit is you bitches!!!

2009-09-17T18:02:00.001-07:00

where dis at..

maybe amelia knows...

maybe nawt.... who knows

u gess u gett tee shert.

More DElicious Pictures

2009-09-17T11:58:00.000-07:00

mmmmmmm... delicious delicious pictures

2009-09-04T21:10:00.001-07:00

my life today in pictures (minus video games, comics, and grape soda)

photography shmotography

2009-09-03T12:38:00.000-07:00

i'm also on jpg magazine dot com now if you wanna see all my favorites!!!

here's the link

party bot wants you to buy it!!!

2009-08-28T16:00:00.000-07:00

party bot built for your pleasure!!!

Tried out the E-P1 today.... ahhhh sweet sweet awesomes!!!

2009-08-28T00:31:00.000-07:00

Just testing out the new camera...

....looks like its gonna work JUUUUST FIIIIIINE

try a refreshing soda, how bout a barqs??

2009-08-27T23:34:00.000-07:00

try a refreshing barqs

YOU CAN NOW BUY MY ART, if you can call it art.....

2009-08-26T18:53:00.000-07:00

All the framed pictures you see on my blog are now for sale for around 10 dollars.

please buy them.... i is poor.

tanks.

also this picture is funny.

It does matter if it's B&W

2009-08-26T14:36:00.000-07:00

here's a few new ones i took when i first got the camera but finally got them developed....

pretty hawt.

friends, you can buy this one as well!!!

2009-08-26T01:08:00.000-07:00

dino robo friends!

CLASSIC snake orgy, only one drawing made, get it now!!!

2009-08-25T16:00:00.000-07:00

Snnnnnnaaaaaaaake ooooorrrrggggggy

orangey mwah ahahahaha

2009-08-24T12:00:00.000-07:00

everyone is happy when there is an orangey

here's a hawt wet kitty... fer sales

2009-08-23T16:00:00.000-07:00

contact me if you wants... it is cheeps

new piece for sale - squirrelz... contact me if ur interested its cheaps!!!

2009-08-22T12:00:00.000-07:00

squirrelz

took some sweet new pics with my new lenses...

2009-08-21T22:07:00.000-07:00

Black and Whites from the I/O West

2009-08-21T14:47:00.001-07:00

Last Day of Level Three

So I thought I'd Bring a Camera

I <3 I/O West and my Classmates

new pictures with an old camera....

2009-08-16T20:54:00.000-07:00

so i recently got my old olympus om-1 back from my hometown and took some sweet pictures...

whatcha think?

MS PAINT PORN

2009-08-16T20:32:00.001-07:00

yeah it's exactly what it sounds like.... a database of awesome ms paint pornography...

CLICK HERE FOR MS PAINT PORN

RENEGADE PERVERT!!!

2009-08-16T20:29:00.001-07:00

HERO!!!

2009-07-17T21:00:00.000-07:00

caption could be hero or master or pro or expert

giraffe rectal exam

2009-07-16T20:54:00.001-07:00

enough said.

exchange heart surgery

2009-07-16T20:47:00.000-07:00

this ones for my special someone....

wear the f*** pakistan? korea? russia?

2009-07-12T16:00:00.000-07:00

where dis be?

you gess and win a teeee

start gessin!!

Lloyd made a big splash in the community this weekend....

2009-06-29T14:52:00.001-07:00

best....

.....dive.....

....................ever

wat? p diddy finds a dollar and isnt sure what it is....

2009-06-29T10:34:00.000-07:00

p diddy finds a dollar and doesnt quite know what to make of it....

another tee for someone specials

2009-06-21T11:29:00.001-07:00

can you guess what this one is???

its awesomes!!!

new tee fer a burthday gurl.....

2009-06-21T11:24:00.000-07:00

hope your bday was amazers

heres the tee can you gess what it means?

new invincible is soooooo good!!!

2009-06-17T20:00:00.000-07:00

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

NEW ISSUE OF INVINCIBLE TO BE SUPER POPULAR AND BELOVED FOR VAGUE, CRYPTIC REASONS!

Something might be happening in INVINCIBLE #63 and whatever it is will quite possibly be rather amazing!

In an unprecedented move, writer Robert Kirkman and illustrator Ryan Ottley have made a cryptic, semi-confident promise that INVINCIBLE #63 might be kind of a big deal for reasons they wouldn't say and plan to back it up with a special Wednesday shipment direct to comic shops!

"All I'm saying is INVINCIBLE #63 reorders should be double or triple over all retailer's orders combined plus fifty thousand," Kirkman stated. "I even heard President Barack Obama might call a press conference to discuss the contents of this very special issue, because there may be something of national interest in there. Also, every newspaper ever could possibly make it a front page story. Who knows?! All I can say for sure is every single human being on the planet, regardless of whether they read comics or even know what they are, will definitely be extremely interested in this issue, maybe even enough to buy a copy!"

INVINCIBLE #63 might even possibly be the biggest comic book event of all time, up there with The Death of Superman, The Death of Captain America, The Entirety of the Early Nineties and Action Comics #1! The only certainty is everyone must place a ridiculously massive order for a non-returnable product they may or may not make a profit on sometime in the near future. Or never. Don't ask - just buy it! You trust us, right?

Added Image Comics Publisher ericstephenson, "There's a chance this could very possibly be an event of undetermined importance, both for comics fans and people of all walks of life, with only the most passing familiarity with comic books, or even books, period. We can't really say what happens in this issue, but trust us, something does happen. And it might even be something interesting. Best not to jinx it, though, so let's just go with, 'Something happens.' It's somewhat likely a number of people we have yet to identify will want one. "

INVINCIBLE #63 (APR090384), a 32-page full color comic book easily worth around $500, but costing only $2.99, will be in stores June 17th, 2009.

(taken directly from Image Comics)

i'm good at raping, ohhh Japan....

2009-06-17T16:57:00.001-07:00

here's an awesome engrish tee that my frend love found!!

here's the site it's from.

pokemon cheeseburgers?

2009-06-17T14:00:00.000-07:00

yay for pokemon cheeseburgers, read the whole story HERE!

thanks james for relaying pokemon stories to me!!

dino pron definition

2009-06-15T19:00:00.000-07:00

heres the definition i guess....

1.	dino porn
	1. Pornography centered around activities or situations involving dinosaurs, or other (usually large) reptillian creatures. 2. A german film made during the early nineties featuring a dinosaurian alien engaging in sexual intercourse with human. Original title was "Angriff der Pornosaurier", but came to be better known as "Dino Porn". 3. The obscure and off-beat science ficto-drama series: "2012" has a lot of this in it, and I mean a lot. "Sam has been looking at a lot of dino porn lately." or "Andertov went to the store to buy a pack of cigarettes, some beer and a magazine full of dino porn"

just one more dino porno.... NSFW

2009-06-15T16:30:00.000-07:00

this is crazy funny.... but again NSFW

wow dino pron is easy to find, and still.... AMAZING but NSFW

2009-06-15T15:30:00.000-07:00

along those same lines you can now enjoy dinosaur porno... NSFW

2009-06-15T13:32:00.000-07:00

Dino Porn, It does exist and it is as amazing as you think....

Click Here But Beware It's NSFW....

Brachiosaurus Dinosaur Reproduction for Mounting on Wall

2009-06-15T12:30:00.000-07:00

Brachiosaurus Dinosaur Reproduction for Mounting on Wall, along with two other Dino Head Mounts....

Get yours today!!

Nocturnal Gundam in Japan

2009-06-14T22:00:00.000-07:00

i guess this went up in japan a lil while ago, it's sooo effin cool looking makes me want to go. it's a 1:1 scale model of a Gundam, and it around 59 ft tall!!!

also, it lights up at night, click here for more pictures...

and here's a shout out to HCWDB.com i love what you do...

2009-06-14T19:12:00.000-07:00

hot chicks with douche bags...

i love what you stand for website....

house of cosbys rules.... watch all on youtube

2009-06-14T12:00:00.000-07:00

house of cosby's episode one

so good the rest you can find on youtube, there are only 5 so enjoy each one....

here's another ACTUAL pokemans....

2009-06-13T15:00:00.000-07:00

he's sooo cute

i'd call his mini-squidish

tee hee

and here's the story about this dude if you wanna READ IT....

thanks chris for posting this pic awhile ago.

real life pokemans....

2009-06-13T12:00:00.000-07:00

here's a bunch of real life pokemans, my favorites are cubone and arbok...

check it out here....

FINALLY!!!!

2009-06-12T17:00:00.000-07:00

sex with robots is coming sooner than you think just read these articles (YES)

ONE

TWO

THREE

Cheese Curd History For You Slackers....

2009-06-12T12:00:00.000-07:00

heres a little history lesson about fried cheese curds for you people who weren't paying attention in awesome food 101.

here it is....

kung fu squirrel ftw

2009-06-11T16:00:00.000-07:00

this is the bombssssss!!!

also gotta show some mad love for NSAD.... see last post....

National Squirrel Appreciation Day Is Only 7 Months Away!!!

2009-06-11T14:30:00.000-07:00

January 21st may be know for being National Hug Day but it's also one of my favorite holidays....

National Squirrel Appreciation Day, just giving you a head up so you will know how many scarves to knit or how many acorns you will need to hand out, squirrels do so much for you everyday, so maybe you should think about buying them some waterski's or maybe say something dramatic to give them a reason to do this.

here's some links about this past years NSAD...

Number One
Number Two
Number Three
Number Four

this is old news but good news

2009-06-11T13:23:00.000-07:00

breakdance battle (our crew vs jamie kennedy's crew)

featuring chrissleberries...

also this movie was horrendous

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?

2009-06-10T18:00:00.000-07:00

"sit ON MY faCE" - James

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?

I asked James whom I work with and is pictured here....

well here's a site he gave me that will let you know....

Matrix Clothes

a day in the life of nick swardson

2009-06-10T16:00:00.000-07:00

ahhhh nickleberries

best beds ever...

2009-06-10T12:36:00.000-07:00

some of the coolest beds i've ever seen

check out this awesome bed link

warp drive for reals???

2009-06-09T17:00:00.000-07:00

is warp drive gonna be possible?

these people seem to think so....

No more Boba Fett....

2009-06-09T12:00:00.000-07:00

So I no longer have Boba Fett, so I thought I'd post a very fun picture of my true love... my kitty "Lucky Kitty Clover"

He likes to game and get wasted with me, so if you are ever interested in playing some co-op Left 4 Dead with us just let us know....

horrible cartoon i did, which i will probably eventually regret posting

2009-06-09T10:00:00.000-07:00

i dont even know what to say, sorry if this offends you...

12 Volt Crock Pot For Your CAR!!!

2009-06-08T20:00:00.000-07:00

maybe the most useful thing I can imagine to put into your car....

CROCK POT FOR CAR!!!!

wear the f*** carz

2009-06-08T16:00:00.000-07:00

wear dis be?

you know?

you get tee sherts!!!

E.T. Pwn Home

2009-06-08T11:57:00.000-07:00

nuff said....

let me know what you think...

more fun times in cleveland

2009-06-05T18:06:00.001-07:00

these were both shown to me by my friend jack.... i hope you enjoi...

so amazing

fun times in cleveland!!!

2009-06-05T18:04:00.000-07:00

wear the f*** stupide

2009-06-02T09:05:00.000-07:00

where dis at, you know?

you guess i give you shirt

MUST, HAVE, THIS....

2009-05-30T12:05:00.000-07:00

wow this looks so delicious, read more at CakeSpy

The Perfect Plan For Making Someone Who Would Never Fall In Love With You, Fall In Love With You...

2009-05-29T16:33:00.001-07:00

The Perfect Plan For Making Someone Who Would Never Fall In Love With You, Fall In Love With You...

as told by Batteries Feel Included....

Easy Solutions #1

So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.

What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.

Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month.

Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.

Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.

Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your friend's house.

Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.

Step Six: Enter your friend's bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.

Step Seven: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned about your wellbeing instead of fearing the naked man in her room.

Step Eight: When she asks you what's happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it's September 15th she will say 'September 15th' to which you must reply 'No, what year is it?'

Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has worked took a great effort.

Step Ten: If your friend is a curious person she will probably ask 'What worked?', even if she doesn't ask this question it is important that you now say the words '(Insert Friend's Name), I'm from the future' in your most deadpan voice.

Step Eleven: Pause for ten seconds to allow the incrediblness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim, because your beard will make you appear many years older and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you've come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.

Step Twelve: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will immediately notice the tanline on your wedding finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.

Step Thirteen: Now comes the hard part - The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech in which you mention all of these key points:

a) You are married to each other in the future
b) Her current boyfriend is dead
c) The world is coming to an end. It's up to you to pick a reason, but I would recommend a war against machines. This whole situation will be backed up by the Terminator franchise
d) In the future your relationship is not going well
e) You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would have been happier with her current boyfriend if he hadn't been killed
f) Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus on a day six months from her present. She should stop him going to work that day
g) If she does exactly what you say this current version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married. If she questions this flaw in your time travel logic, because you cannot change the past, simply reference Back to the Future

Step Fourteen: Unless your friend is made of stone she will now be overcome by emotion, especially at your selflessness. Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is important that you do this with the confidence of a man who has done this to her many times.

Step Fifteen: There is now no possible way that you aren't about to have sex with her. You're naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a version of yourself from history to make her happy. And as far as she knows you've had sex many times in a future that will no longer happen, so she thinks to herself that maybe she should have one memory of it.

Step Sixteen: After having the sex, ask to borrow some clothes then leave.

Step Seventeen: Shave off your beard and coat your wedding finger in fake tan. Carry on as if nothing has happened. There will be three possible outcomes:

1) During the sex some feelings that she didn't know existed are awakened and she will leave her boyfriend for you.
2) Life will carry on as normal.
3) You will be filled with guilt because of this moral grey area where you aren't entirely sure if what you've done counts as some kind of low level rape. You will take your own life by hanging, overdose or wrist cutting.

awesome new drawing of sasquatch telemundo

2009-05-29T11:15:00.001-07:00

sasquatch telemundo

looks like someone ate too many pancakes

NATESMASH JIMSMASHES FACE

2009-05-28T17:04:00.001-07:00

since jim is taking his sweet-ass time posting james picture (on JIMSMASH) of hulk vs. bees, i re-interrupted it and posted it on here....

i give you HULK vs. BEES

squeeeeeze meeeee!!!

2009-05-28T10:50:00.000-07:00

squeeze him for petes sake...

my frend scott c showed me this amazing video

2009-05-25T16:14:00.001-07:00

the end is amazings

yummy, 789

2009-05-24T19:59:00.000-07:00

not enough flies....

2009-05-23T10:59:00.000-07:00

not enough flies

new drawing up...

2009-05-21T23:19:00.000-07:00

vampire pranks

best magician ever.... or is it?

2009-05-20T15:53:00.000-07:00

my friend grego turned me on to this site

and it rools!!

magic bitches.

thinko de mayo... amazings

2009-05-20T15:48:00.000-07:00

best video evers?

nope the next one i post is!!!

glory hole!

2009-05-20T10:46:00.000-07:00

not what he was expecting...

bearded dolphin ftw....

2009-05-18T09:50:00.000-07:00

you like beardy dolphin?

scott belcastro's pokemon artwork!!!

2009-05-17T15:18:00.000-07:00

this is from awhile ago but i wanna give him props cause it looks so good in my room...

well, everyone knows i am a huge pokemon fan, and if you don't you do now... anyways, my roomie scott belcastro (the guy who painted the amazing Link & Ganon piece for i am 8-bit) did a Pokemon piece for me on commission and it looks amazing!!!

go give him some love at his blog

the pokemon is a bonsly which is a baby sudowoodo

grilled cheese road rage.... never seen it?

2009-05-17T14:26:00.000-07:00

BEST

PICTURE

I'VE

EVER

MADE

PERIOD

awkward boners is what this site is all about

2009-05-17T14:23:00.000-07:00

check out this site....

its called awkwardboners.com and it will have you on the floor laughing....

rooster boots, by popular demand....

2009-05-15T11:39:00.000-07:00

we had rooster boobs, now we have rooster boots

zebrasandwich its the new craze, yeaaaaa

2009-05-13T11:38:00.000-07:00

eat a zebrasandwich

while supplies last....

awesome video featuring my tee!!! watchy....

2009-05-12T22:47:00.000-07:00

drawing when hi = archery shoe

2009-05-12T11:37:00.000-07:00

i don't even know what to say....

josh i hope you're happy, here's your tee

2009-05-10T19:21:00.000-07:00

enjoi

drawings shood be fun, weeeeee

2009-05-10T18:33:00.000-07:00

a big no-no.....

this happens at walmart a lot.

maybe not

wear the f*** hwood

2009-05-10T18:30:00.000-07:00

where dis beeeeeee?

u gess it you own an awesome tees

yay for gessin

still not guessed fotos.....

2009-05-09T18:22:00.000-07:00

the following haven't been guessed yet.....

America

Lion

Plant Deer One

Tower

Plant Deer Two

get on this people thats five free tees right there you could own!!!!

just try and guess them!!!

a new species of bamboo?

2009-05-09T17:29:00.000-07:00

what else can i say?

finished another drawing.... what you think?

2009-05-08T20:50:00.001-07:00

rooster boobs

whatcha think?

just finished a new drawing....

2009-05-07T21:40:00.001-07:00

fuck school

and i pumped out another winning tee

2009-05-06T11:25:00.000-07:00

tree monster and squirrel make a day of the wine tasting

congrats bird, i hope you enjoi this one....

YEAH!!!!

a new t-shurt has been fini'd

2009-05-06T11:17:00.001-07:00

catnips

fer jen

enjoi

another drawing this week

2009-05-06T02:01:00.001-07:00

hope you enjoy

new drawing for this week

2009-05-05T12:13:00.000-07:00

this was just made into a tee for myself to promote, me i guess.

let me know what you think...

wear the f*** AMERRRICA

2009-05-05T12:07:00.000-07:00

wear dis be

you can guessles

or you can just sit there lookin dumbs

so guessles!!!

reagan sportin a wear the eff tee...

2009-04-29T17:02:00.000-07:00

what what???

wear the f*** fun thangs

2009-04-29T16:59:00.000-07:00

grafitti

where this be

whereeeeee!!!

wear the f*** aminals

2009-04-29T16:54:00.000-07:00

where is dis

who dis be

where is dis

rawr!

this one was awesome too

2009-04-29T10:45:00.000-07:00

Watch David After Dentist on CollegeHumor

remember this video... still awesomes....

2009-04-29T10:44:00.000-07:00

HIGH-FIVE HOLLYWOOD! from Will Ferrell

hi-five

new shurt for an artist fwend

2009-04-27T16:21:00.000-07:00

maybe my best shert ideas ever

millenium falcon is greater than peregrine falcon!!!

star wars ftw

new shurt for A HIGH CLASS MIXASAURus

2009-04-27T16:15:00.000-07:00

THIS ONES FOR KID KOALA

he mixes stuff great like

he will be wearin this on stage tomm i think

go see his show at bordello at 9pm

wear the f*** weeeeeeeee

2009-04-27T16:10:00.001-07:00

where dis, start gessin

you stupids if y0ou dont no this.

haha guess.

wear the f*** screw you

2009-04-27T16:07:00.000-07:00

screw you

this screw is soooooomewhere

where it be?

first comic... watchmen

2009-04-24T21:46:00.001-07:00